Wooooooooooooo Furiends
Tonight's lesson is how to mess with your human!
Step 1: When she brings you dinner, start doing the Horka Dance.
Step 2: Act like you don't want to eat, look pathetic. It's very effective if you can make some gagging noises too!
Step 3: When the human lets you out of your pen, race to the house, like you just gotta get inside right this minute!
Step 4: Let the human fawn over you for a few minutes.
Step 5: Wolf down your dinner like you ain't seen food in three weeks!
The reason this is so effective is that the human will be very relieved to see you eat and you will not get in trouble for tricking her!
TEEEEE HEEEEEE
Tehya the tricker babydog!
