My Mom tricked me today...this morning she said "let's go for a car ride, Tehya." I love a car ride, but this one ended up at the vet. Ok, well, I'm not sick so how bad could it be! Well, Let me tell you, it was BAD! I got poked and prodded in my most sensitive areas. They said I had trouble with my anal glands. I do not like having my tail touched ever!! I had no choice but to yelp and wiggle and get away from those people!
Then it got worse, Mom left with me at the clinic! Left me with people who wanted to torture me!!! They gave me some sleepy medicine and after that I can't remember a thing! Who knows what they did to me!!
I'm still all dopey! I don't even wanna get off the couch. I am not a sleepy kind of dog. This is just terrible....I can't believe how Mom tricked me. So mean...
My butt does feel alot better already though. Maybe it wasn't all terrible, but I won't be falling for that trick again!!
Sleepy wooos
Tehya
9 comments:
We were worried about woo when your mom told the SMS moms...
She told us other things too...ummmm, how she missed woo and khouldn't wait fur woo to khome home!
Woo look soooo woozly! Rest up and make sure woo give your mom some extra Baby Dogy khysses!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh no, not the V-E-T! I hope woo feel better furry soon! Even when woo feel better, woo should pretend to be sleepy so that woor mom can spoil woo with lots of treats and tummy scratches. That's what she gets for tricking woo!
Hero
Rear End trubbel, huh?
Give ya a hint - next tyme your Butt *itches* -
do NOT *scoot* onna house rugs or furniture!
Do your *scootin* outside where Mom & Dad
can't see what you're doin!
As fur what da White Coat Gang did whislt
you were onna Sleepie Pills ...
You sure do NOT wanna know what they did!
Rest up - you'll feel better tumorrow!
Humans are mean, especially when they trick us with fun car rides, and then we end up being tortured!!
Nap for a while, then tear something up. You will feel much better then!!
Holly
Poor Tehya! I hope you feel better soon. Mums can be so nasty sometimes, you can't trust them. They might be in league with the evil squirrels.
Huffle Mawson
Oh Tehya,
Don't worry - we are sure that the people in white coats were just lavishing you with compliments for your beauty while you were asleep at their office.
If you need any help ripping holes in that blanket give me a woo, because Mom says I have been really doing a number on her comforters here. I know she likes how I have added ventilation to all of her blankets here. She keeps going out and getting more for me to work on.
Hurry up and get better!
Woo roo,
Flurry
Poor Tehya. Just lay on that couch and soak up the sympathy.
Awwww, precious Tehya, I hope you feel much better soon.
Hugs,
Elyse
You poor girl! It's no fun at the vet and definitely not fun if you don't have your mom. I hope she never does that again and I hope you got some treats.
Kat
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